THE VIRALDON GURU

Despite his aversion to truth, his ever-changing platform, and the fact that he devoted the last 18 months of his life to stoking the flames of racial hatred, Donald Trump was elected president  on Tuesday after receiving only slightly fewer popular votes than Hillary Clinton. The Donald himself doesn't know what will come out of his mouth from one moment to the next, so it's tough to predict what life will be like under his administration. Fortunately, we've combed through Trump's 319 million tweets (one to insult each person in America!) and found 12 that seem to outline the goals of his first term in office. Before you fill the comments with death threats - yes, these are fake tweets we wrote ourselves in an attempt at humor. Of course, it's worth pointing out that with any other president-elect in history we probably wouldn't have had to explain that. Just sayin' 1. Oh, Say Can You Stand? 2. Yo Mama, Obama: 3. ...

From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some hilarious names for their kids. Not all of them, obvi. Some go the conventional route. But this is Hollywood, and well, we have no shortage of options while putting together a gallery of unintentional hilariousness like this. Let's just say that. There sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic, head-scratching, LOL-worthy selections. Check out the 30 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people now and be glad they make enough money to afford good therapists: 1. North West North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on. 2. Kyd Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in wo...